Man Invents Pills That Make Fart Smell Like Chocolate

As new days come by,we get to know of new technology. A new pill which helps make one’s fart smell like chocolate has been invented.

Christian-Poincheval

According to HuffingtonPost, 65-year-old French man, Christian Poincheval has made a sweet smelling pill that makes farts smell sweet. The chocolate pill is a new addition to his other products which include pills that make farts smell like roses or violets and fart-reducing powder for pets. Poincheval made it known that necessity was the mother of this invention, hence his new invention.
The inventor who hails from the village of Gesvres and looks like Santa Claus’ younger hippie brother said he was eating dinner with friends in 2006 when he realised the group had caused a gas attack at the restaurant.

“Our farts were so smelly after the copious meal, we nearly suffocated. The people at the table next to us were not happy. Something had to be done. When we were vegetarian we noticed that our gas smelt like vegetables, like the odour from a cow pat, but when we started eating meat, the smell of the flatulence became much disagreeable. We needed to invent something that made them smell nicer“

Poincheval claims his pills not only create chocolate-scented farts, they reduce intestinal gas and bloating because of ingredients like vegetable coal, fennel, seaweed, plant resin, bilberry and cacao zest. He sells the pills online at pilulepet.com for around $12.50 for 60 capsules. The web page promises the chocolate pills will “allow the user to fart through to the New Year in grand style.”

 

Since people tend to stuff their bellies during the holidays, Poincheval figures his chocolate fart pills should be stuffed in stockings. “Some buy them because they have problems with flatulence and some buy them as a joke to send to their friends. Christmas always sees a surge in sales,” he said.